Shopping for Eggs-termination! {OPEN}
Jun 27, 2014 18:21:21 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2014 18:21:21 GMT -5
?CLARA OSWALD?
Is there a word
for total screaming genius
that sounds modest
and a tiny bit sexy?
"So, Clara... You've defeated aliens of all kinds, saved the universe, and successfully made more than one souffle... What's next? A trip to the supermarket." Great. This was exactly how she had wanted to spend today. Never mind the Doctor's promise of "the coolest carnival in the universe". Let's go browse the bread and dairy sections. That ought to make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up. There was nothing like deciding if she wanted chocolate or vanilla ice cream.
This wasn't the first time the Doctor hadn't showed up when he said he would. It definitely wouldn't be the last. It wasn't like she had been surprised when he hadn't shown up... It was just... Her normal life was great and all, but after she saw the universe and everything it had to offer, it was hard to go too long without seeing it.
Clara walked in and immediately grabbed a basket. She wasn't getting too many things. She had souffle supplies. Believe it or not, she was shopping for sandwich supplies. She wasn't so two-dimensional that souffles ruled her life. She had to spice things up every once and a while.
Bread... Bread, bread, bread... Do I want white or wheat? That says honey wheat... That says whole grain. What the heck is potato bread? You can make bread out of potatoes? Why are there so many choices? When did bread turn into such a diversified category? Clara sighed, and grabbed the honey wheat. It was time to move onto cheese... Oh boy. Cheddar? Muenster? Colby Jack? Swiss? Why were there so many choices?! This was going to take forever!
for total screaming genius
that sounds modest
and a tiny bit sexy?
"So, Clara... You've defeated aliens of all kinds, saved the universe, and successfully made more than one souffle... What's next? A trip to the supermarket." Great. This was exactly how she had wanted to spend today. Never mind the Doctor's promise of "the coolest carnival in the universe". Let's go browse the bread and dairy sections. That ought to make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up. There was nothing like deciding if she wanted chocolate or vanilla ice cream.
This wasn't the first time the Doctor hadn't showed up when he said he would. It definitely wouldn't be the last. It wasn't like she had been surprised when he hadn't shown up... It was just... Her normal life was great and all, but after she saw the universe and everything it had to offer, it was hard to go too long without seeing it.
Clara walked in and immediately grabbed a basket. She wasn't getting too many things. She had souffle supplies. Believe it or not, she was shopping for sandwich supplies. She wasn't so two-dimensional that souffles ruled her life. She had to spice things up every once and a while.
Bread... Bread, bread, bread... Do I want white or wheat? That says honey wheat... That says whole grain. What the heck is potato bread? You can make bread out of potatoes? Why are there so many choices? When did bread turn into such a diversified category? Clara sighed, and grabbed the honey wheat. It was time to move onto cheese... Oh boy. Cheddar? Muenster? Colby Jack? Swiss? Why were there so many choices?! This was going to take forever!