for the few who make it in The Ramos' Freakshow

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ACTONE: Capt. Jack Harkness

NAME:
Jack Harkness
IDENTIFIES AS:
Captain Jack Harkness
ALIAS:
Captain Jack, Captain, Face of Boe
APPEARS:
37
ACTUALLY:
1214
GENDER:
male
SPECIES:
immortal human
BIRTH PLANET:
Earth
OCCUPATION:
Torchwood leader
ORIENTATION:
omnisexual

PERSONALITY:
Captain Jack Harkness' personality is willfully enigmatic; he is fond of his persona as a 'mysterious time traveler', being a flippant time traveler and con man prior to his immortality. Jack loved traveling with the Doctor, though as a termed Omnisexual, he also enjoyed flirting and seducing beings through the galaxy on his travels. Jack also liked to drink, once commenting that after being sentenced to death, he requested four hypervodkas and ended up in bed with both of his executioners. He also was a coward prior to meeting the Doctor, and even said he might have been better off being so. Despite being immortal, Jack retains a sense of humor, often telling jokes and being cheerful and lively. However, underneath this cheerful demeanor, Jack is unsure whether he wants to die or not. Jack is surrounded by an air of mystery as he is an unreliable narrator of his own life, and no one even knows his real name.

PLOTNESS:
I really don't know what direction I want to take Jack. He is always open for plots though!

THOUGHTS:
n/a

THREADS:
Our Time Is Now, Abraxia.

ACTTWO: Laevinus Aema

NAME:
Laevinus Aema
IDENTIFIES AS:
Laevinus
ALIAS:
Vin, Vinny
AGE:
26
GENDER:
male
SPECIES:
Orgaathi
BIRTH PLANET:
Ehva 5
OCCUPATION:
photographer
ORIENTATION:
heterosexual

PERSONALITY:
Personality goes here.

PLOTNESS:
I have a plot that would be adorable if I can find the right girl to play to role. (Plot was totally inspired by events that took place in the ICC, oh well!) You 'ought to know by now that Laevinus is sensitive towards exposed skin and passionate touching of any kind, (lets go with that because I don't know the right words to describe it.) Basically, Vin doesn't allow himself any opportunity to become aroused, or as he would put it 'to become the otherguy'. (There is a very good reason he doesn't want to become aroused, and its not because he has a sm- NVM. I forgot there were kitties in here.) But, when Vin becomes excited he changes into a brutal lustful monster, stopping at nothing to get what he is craving for, sex. He would even go as far as rape. (Fun fact: he actually has raped before, it is not alien to the otherguy at all. Enough rambling Ramos! Get on to the plot.)The plot goes like this; Laevinus meets a girl, doesn't matter where.. he just meets the girl, and after a few threads they become friends. Eventually, the girl falls victum to Laevinus' otherguy. Vin rapes her. (Another fun fact: Laevinus has three kids that he doesn't know about. Their triplets.) They don't talk for how ever long.. then they run into each other. (Awkward right? Can you image running into your ex-friend and raper.) Anyway, I am hoping to find someone able to forgive him.. and look past the monster inside him. (To sum up the plot on a whim..) Laevinus ends up falling in love with the girl. (doesn't mean she needs to love him back.) Then sometime in their future Laevinus' turns but is fighting the whole time and ends up doing something harmful to himself to stop from hurting her. (Hasn't decided on how bad the injury will be.)

All plots ideas are welcome though! (Please plot with me, I'm desperate. Maybe even consider making his triplets!)

THOUGHTS:
n/a

THREADS:
n/a

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Aixa & Jack - Aixa would flirt with him so hard you just don't even understand. 'Cept he'd probably back off if Jack flirted back. He's not used to it. Anyway, Aixa is a mischievous little shit - he torments Susan by bringing garden gnomes to life and march them around the city. He's also been around for a while ( a few thousand years - not quite as old as Jack ).He's not serious about anything, so he'd probably just crack up about Jack getting pissed with him for his pranks or whatever. ^^; Idk.

Blue & Jack - Blue is really serious and down to earth. He doesn't have the highest esteem for Torchwood, but he's been around for a few million years so he definitely knows what it is, and they know of him. He's sent some information to them regarding dangerous aliens, but other than that he doesn't pay much attention to them. The fact he's a Jinn might raise a few questions as most Jinn aren't friendly. Blue would just totally ignore Jack's flirting. >_> He might bop him on the top of the head occasionally.

David & Jack - Uh... well she'd think he's cute, but she's sixteen so Jack wouldn't try anything. (That I know of anyway xD). She's a regular human, but she is the mistress of a Djinn. I can't really think of a way that they would meet, but I figured I'd put all my characters here. xD

Emmy & Jack - LET ME LOVE YOU. I mean, uh, -cough-. Emmy's been writing Torchwood letters ever since she was old enough to write. Her parents traveled with a Time Lord but stopped once she was born, and she's very bitter that she's just a human. Her parents stopped associating with her when she was fourteen, although both Emmy and her parents claim that she left on good terms. (She didn't). She's a total flirt, especially with aliens or people associated with them. Her life is kind of in a downward spiral. >_> She used to be bulimic but now she's anorexic (her doctor, in an attempt to get her better, told her that throwing up can give her throat cancer and make her nails and teeth stain yellow, so she was pretty much like 'well who needs food anyway D<'). She had an affair with the Doctor's grandkid, but now she refuses to acknowledge his presence. >_>; (Although that would change if she realized it was the Doctor's grandkid. Probably.) Oh! And she has a pet Weevil that she feeds strays and homeless people to. Have I mentioned she loves Torchwood?

Fitz & Jack - -squeak- they have to meet and they have to be best friends! and they can do each other's nails and gossip about the dOCTOR AND IT'D BE SO CUTE. okay no but seriously these two are just too awesome. C: Fitz is pretty much the straight version of Jack in that he flirts with evvveerrryyyone (with a vagina).

Iblis & Jack - They don't get along. Just... just trust me.

Io & Jack -

Katharina & Jack - Rina is a sweetie pie. She makes cupcakes all the time and she would probably send a lot of food and stuff to Torchwood because she loves people. Also there was a thread with a previous Jack that her cupcakes were sent there but she wasn't in that thread BUT ANYWAY she would just send them all of the sweets and hug them and she would pet their little heads and knit them sweaters. She's like a sweet old granny except she's 24. Also she's the mother of Trist and Ro. <3

Nina & Jack - THEY CAN NEVER MEET.

Rio & Jack - Rio is wanted by the International Criminal Court System for his crimes against humanity. >_>; He's Rina's father-in-law and Ro's grandfather, btw. Rio's killed *quite* a few people, and he's overthrown *quite* a few governments, and he is *quite* skilled at not being caught. He's half-Karlaithyan, but he doesn't know that. Sounds kind of badass and villainy, eh? No, not really. He's one of the sweetest men you'll ever meet, and if you give him chocolate he will curl up in your lap and begin to purr very loudly. He gets out of a lot of trouble by batting those big green eyes and giving the infamous Keats pout. He and Jack would either be best friends, or they'd kill each other. Oh, btw, Rio doesn't get along with the Doctor at all. So it's best noooot to mention the Doctor around him.

Ro & Jack - They got along so well in the ICC! Rowan is a little bundle of energy. Her dad likes to say that she came out of the womb screaming and cussing up a storm. She's really friendly, but she's been trying to become a villain, so she's training herself to be mean. She's really blunt - unfortunately she doesn't have a filter on her mouth, so Rowan says what she means. If she doesn't like you, you'll know. If she likes you, she's going to declare you her enemy and try to kill you. It's just how she shows affection. Her nickname is Cupid because she likes to set people up, except she's quite picky about it. Anyway, she'd definitely try to set Jack and Ianto up on a date.

Sebby & Jack - Can't think of a way for them to meet unless Jack and Nina meet. xD Nina lives in Sebby's body most of the time. ^_^;

Susan & Jack - Well I play Susan in 3 different regenerations. Her original would think he is just the funniest and charming person on the planet. Her second would try to kill him the moment he began to flirt with her. Also if he mentioned working for Torchwood. She hates fixed points, so Jack would just make her really sick. In her third, for the first half of her life she's under an arch as a schizophrenic human. Her mind tries to make sense of her Time Lord knowledge by relating it to fairy tales/legends/mytho creatures. The Doctor = Grandfather Time. In the second half, she's much like her original. =)

Zoe & Jack - Zoe is a little genius who beat the Doctor in an intelligence test. "The Doctor's nearly as clever as I am." She occasionally helps UNIT now, but mostly she just works as a researcher. She hates when people drop titles to her, so when Jack introduces himself as "Captain" she'll probably haughtily reply that she's "Dr Heriot". Oh yeah, and her seventeenth birthday is coming up. (Well in reality it's her nineteenth, but the Time Lords wiped about two years from her mind). I dunno how they would meet, but the idea of Zoe in Torchwood makes me laugh. XD

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Ramos' top four plot ideas and opinion about them.

Emmy and Jack, this would just be the funniest thread ever. Jack wouldn't take her very seriously because he would see her qualifications as being invisible. Ramos' suggestion for a thread idea is having a friend of Emmy end up dead because of a unknown alien weapon. Jack has a heart and knows what it feels like to have someone die close, so he lets her tag along and help on the investigation for this alien tech. She would have to beg really really really really really bad for him to give in though. Ramos idea, amazing!? Yes.

Fitz and Jack, just yes. Jack would totally do his nails well they gossip about The Doctor. Ramos' idea for how they meet is maybe The Doctor is suck in the TARDIS because of some weird spaceship and the TARDIS can't land. Something that makes Fitz needs Jack's help to save The Doctor.

Io and Jack, Ramos told me, 'do I need to explain why?'

Rowan and Jack, what an awesome relationship they have. Ramos doesn't know what to make of the thread that could be. Rowan and Jack would defiantly make for a complicated friendship. A thread.. just has to happen.

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Jenny and Jack:
I admit, these two just bring to mind one thing.. Trouble! Probably not of their own making, but I get the picture that, if you stick them in the same room, trouble is sure to follow.