Night Vale Public Radio
Sept 4, 2013 16:53:53 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2013 16:53:53 GMT -5
Hello listeners. To start things off I’ve been asked to read this brief notice: the city council announces the opening of a new dog park at the corner of Earl and Summerset near the Ralph’s. They would like to remind everyone that dogs are not allowed in the dog park. People are not allowed in the dog park. It is possible you will see hooded figures in the dog park. Do not approach them. Do not approach the dog park. The fence is electrified and highly dangerous. Try not to look at the dog park, and especially do not look for any period of time at the hooded figures. The dog park will not harm you.
And now the news
I, Cecil Baldwin, have once again been allowed to broadcast my show, Thanks to the Station Management. They have reminded me that I should not in anyway tell you about their strange tentacled appearance, or their strange cat like eyes, 8 in all. Sadly no news is out currently because no one has submitted any. Oh hey here's an idea, Why don't you send me some news?
private message me and I will report the news you give me!
(bi-monthly possibly, message me with the words Radio News somewhere in the title)
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