Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls!
Oct 25, 2013 19:58:11 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2013 19:58:11 GMT -5
Roxy gazed distantly, watching a lone bird fly overhead. Wonder what kind of bird that is... Does it like Star Wars? Or is it more of a Trekkie? These were only some of the questions that plagued Roxy. Whether or not birds were actually concerned with which Sci-fi fandom was superior was beyond her. But it was fun to think about a birdie dressed like Darth Vader! "Luke, I am your feather!" Roxy giggled absently, not even noticing the odd look she was getting from the street artist she had asked to paint her... Though she didn't understand why he was so concerned with her payment! A spool of thread, two pennies, a box of tissues, and a sapphire was totally a great payment!
Nevertheless, she was supposed to stay still for several more minutes while he finished... Which was why she was wondering if birds liked Star Wars. Maybe the bees were into political debates. Maybe flowers watched those cooking shows, and wished they had fingers. Who knew? Someone, that's who! And she'd find them one day! And she'd finally know the nerve wracking question of if trees would rather watch cartoons or historical documentaries! "How much loooooonger? I'm running out of sentient beings!" The artist gave her an odd look, but turned the painting around, revealing a beautiful portrait of herself!
Roxy immediately snatched it, knocked him over, took the sapphire, and ran like hell! Heehee! As if she'd give him her pretty rock! Roxy got over to a secluded part of the park, and placed the portrait in her purse. She'd just wait here! For all she knew, that artist was a government spy, and he was gonna run tests on her poor rock!
Rocko was not one of his French girls! He was a strong individual, who didn't take no slack from nobody! "Rocko, you're such an independent spirit! Like... My entire family! Maybe!" She wasn't exactly sure what the word independent meant... She'd definitely stop by a library to look it up in one of those ridiculously large dictionaries they kept in there! She was pretty sure they only kept those there to show off. Snooty snoot heads!
Roxy glanced over at a bush, and squinted her eyes. She slowly reached into her purse, grabbed her slingshot, and fired into the bushes.