Clara's Little Dysfunctional Family

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Clara: "Why are we even here?"

Donna: "Well, don't ask me, little miss ray of sunshine."

The Thief: "I was told I was going to be compensated for this..."

Clara: "Why does she get paid?!"

Zeus: "I just wanted some of the frozen dairy treats I've been hearing about..."

Olivia: "You mean ice cream?"

Zeus: "Ice has cream?!"

Roxy: "I wanna see an ice cow!"

Donna: "You're all mad!"

The Thief: "Well, you're very loud. I can throw insults too."

Roxy: "Ooh, ooh, can I try?"

The Thief: "Knock yourself out, kid!"

Roxy: "Wouldn't that hurt?"

Zeus: "I think it'd be quite painful."

Clara: "It's a figure of speech, weirdos."

Olivia: "You could knock yourself out though. Might make it quieter in here."

I can't leave you people alone five minutes.

Donna: "Who the bloody hell is that?"

Donna! Good to see you made it!

Donna: "Shut up, and answer the question!"

Clara: "You really are loud."

The Thief: "Ha! Even she thinks so!"

Can you all refrain from insulting each other?

Donna: "You gonna come down here and make us?!"

Olivia: "I have mace. Don't make me use it."

Zeus: "You really don't want to have to make her use it. I've seen too many YouTube videos..."

Donna: "So now you're threatening me?!"

Roxy: "I think we should settle our differences long enough to find this ice cow."

Donna: "Not to mention this wackjob over 'ere!"

Donna, if you can hold back all that sass, for like two minutes, I'd really appreciate it.

Donna: "... Oh, fine!"

Perfect. Hello, and welcome to Clara's Little Dysfunctional Family! You're all here for other people's amusement! Try and be the most entertaining, and I might reward you!

Clara: "That means I'm the main character of this? Ha!"

The Thief: "Why's she the main character?!"

Zeus: "I think Miss Clara has some very remarkable qualities that lead me to believe that-"

Donna: "Oh, please shut up!"

Roxy: "We should split into teams. Two and two and two! Together, we'll find that ice cow!"

Olivia: "So, what, we play along and we get to go free?"

"Perhaps. We'll have to see what the public think."

Donna: "Wait... are we one camera?"

Clara: *immediately fixes her hair*

Zeus: *does the same*

Roxy: "I hope the public is aware of the ice cow."

I like the idea of splitting you into groups. For now, here are the groups. Clara, you're with Donna. Thief, you're with Olivia. And Zeus, you're with Roxy.

Zeus: "Maybe I can help you find the ice cow!"

Roxy: "I think this is the start of a-Ooo! Butterfly!"

Olivia: "At least I wasn't paired with someone psychotic..."

The Thief: "Yeah, you keep thinking that..."

Donna: "So..."

Clara: "I think we'll get to know each other, later."

Indeed! *snaps fingers, and the characters disappear*

Hello, Chaos!

This is something I cooked up out of too much free time! Basically, it'll be like a reality TV show, with Clara's characters~! You may ask the characters questions, or make suggestions on how they should handle a situation! Though, not all of them may take your suggestion with a grain of salt! So, enjoy!

Night 1:

Group 1
Clara and Donna

Clara: *unpacks her things* "Didn't know we had to live together..."

Donna: "Well, better get used to it. So, whaddaya want for dinner?"

Clara: "I could go for some Chinese."

Donna: "I might actually like you."

Group 2
The Thief and Olivia

Olivia: "Why do you have so many bags?"

The Thief: "I like to be prepared..."

Olivia: "What the heck needs this much preparation?"

The Thief: "You don't like it, go sleep in the common area!"

Group 3
Zeus and Roxy

Zeus: "Oh, how wonderful! Our room has bunkbeds!"

Roxy: "I wanna have the bottom bunk. I wanna keep on the lookout."

Zeus: "Couldn't you see better from the top? It has a higher vantage point."

Roxy: "I'm not hunting birds, I'm hunting goblins! Geez, get your facts right, bub!"

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Donna's so loud you can hear her for the next three star systems.

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Group 1

Donna: "Oi! Why don't ya say that to my face?!"

Clara: *cracks up*

Donna: "You think that's funny?"

Clara: "No. Course not" *smiles*

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All right,



You're so loud I can hear you from the next three star systems!

What else would you like?

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Donna: What are you, a comedian? You think that's funny?

Clara: She's making me laugh.

Donna: Oi, go unpack! Nobody asked you!